After six months of rumors and speculation, you can finally stop holding your breath, because it was true, and it is here: The Quarter Snacks Jersey Dave Retrospective Clip was no urban legend. Before all you haters crawl out of your holes of misery, know that Jersey Dave, his associates, and we here at Quarter Snacks international headquarters do not give a fuck what you think. People like Jersey Dave are the heart of skateboarding, because they don’t need to do 270 shove its out of their back tails to account for what they lack in dick-size (no ayo). The heart of skateboarding is in three tricks: The ollie, the kickflip, and the frontside boardslide. So get familiar, and stop trying to bring down others to your level of misery. You know what it is.

“Young real nigga, yeah he keep it way hood, the governor bitch, he makes Jersey look good. Ollies a hundred-proof. A nigga tell you different? He a liar. Dropped one retrospective clip, set the internet on fire. He will not stop and he won’t retire. You niggas kickflip high, but he kickflips higher…”

“All I know is…I walked into that party and there was a dude in a lime green polo saying ‘Essentially, a life-plan is…’ and I said to myself ‘This shit is mad homo’ and left.” - Switch Michael Strobert

I know there hasn’t been a real update in a week, but the internet is about to set on fire with what I have brewing in kettle right now. You better believe it.

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I’m open to link trades to begin the world takeover.

Even though we might be sitting around doing nothing, some people are out there doing big things. 5Boro has a new, six-minute long promo. Edit: Quicktime version here if you don’t want to put up with Youtube’s nonsense.

In spot related happenings, they are putting the finishing touches on completely removing anything skateable from my favorite spot.

As skateboarding becomes less trendy to include on your photoblog, The Green Diamond still actually posts skate photos.

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Get at me for link trades so I can expand my visitor base beyond the TF.

But every once in a while, I need to take some time off from talking about skateboarding in New York (since nobody except people in New York themselves, New Jersey, and Japan care about skateboarding in New York these days anyway) and acknowledge some skate videos that don’t suck.

If you make one skate video purchase for the rest of your life, the new Girl/Chocolate boxset should be it. (And notice I said “purchase” not “download” because whatever shitty .mpgs you have of these videos could never amount to actually having them on your shelf.)

Read the full review of the box set here.

Just when you thought the streetwear scene couldn’t get any gayer, somebody went and bit the snackman logo. Now, I know somebody is going to say “But you bit Jeezy’s logo!” Let’s be serious here and acknowledge the fact that Quarter Snacks is essentially a Jeezy fansite disguised as a skateboard site, so I have permission to do that, and secondly, it’s pretty clear to see that those assholes were more inspired by the change-based image than the original snowman. Pennies? What the fuck can you buy with a penny? At least a quarter gets you a zebra cake or an ice cream sandwich in the right neighborhood. And by the way, the snackman image is almost two years old (whereas this shirt is from a spring 2007 line), so suck on my titty if you’re going to try to flip the biting end of things on me.