After six months of rumors and speculation, you can finally stop holding your breath, because it was true, and it is here: The Quarter Snacks Jersey Dave Retrospective Clip was no urban legend. Before all you haters crawl out of your holes of misery, know that Jersey Dave, his associates, and we here at Quarter Snacks international headquarters do not give a fuck what you think. People like Jersey Dave are the heart of skateboarding, because they don’t need to do 270 shove its out of their back tails to account for what they lack in dick-size (no ayo). The heart of skateboarding is in three tricks: The ollie, the kickflip, and the frontside boardslide. So get familiar, and stop trying to bring down others to your level of misery. You know what it is.

“Young real nigga, yeah he keep it way hood, the governor bitch, he makes Jersey look good. Ollies a hundred-proof. A nigga tell you different? He a liar. Dropped one retrospective clip, set the internet on fire. He will not stop and he won’t retire. You niggas kickflip high, but he kickflips higher…”

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