Chokin’ Off a Whole Pound of Purple, Famous Like the Ninja Turtles

Here’s a bunch of junk that went on the internet recently. Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes..

Big Apple Rape recently put up a new throwaway clip. I can’t really co-sign anything using the musings of the corniest dude in music right now (also known as “the [self-proclaimed] best rapper alive”), but the skating more than makes up for including the music of a dude who has said “I’ve done kissed Juvenile and B.G…no homo.” (That’s word for word.)

The real Static III trailer is out. When is this dude going to realize that there’s other rap music out there besides Jeru? Regardless, Static II was the last certified classic video in my book, I can’t really see this one falling short of that title by the looks of the trailer.

Cuts Out of Florida is the first regional video to keep my attention for it’s entire duration in a long time. Pretty soon all of you need to realize that all the inside jokes you include in your two-minute long intros only matter to the people involved in the video, everyone else watching it just gets annoyed. COOF spares the nonsense and gets right into the skating, which is something rare these days, although certainly appreciated.

Matt Mooney was kicked off of Starks Laces and replaced with everyone’s favorite former #91 on the Bulls.

Go Skateboarding Day 2007 photos.

The Es Game of Skate is on July 24th this year at Tompkins. I got my $$$ on Bradley.

Quote of the Year:
White Man #1: “Wasn’t there a guy named Jim Morrisey?
White Man #2: “No, that was Jim Morrison.
Mooney: “Yeah, that’s the guy that invented The Muppets.

Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes..

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34 Responses to “Chokin’ Off a Whole Pound of Purple, Famous Like the Ninja Turtles”
  1. clamshack Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 am

    bosco sucks.

  2. moi Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 1:14 am

    Watch the static trailer steiner and renaud rule. Gigliotti and Mooney blow!!!!!!!

  3. theREALthando Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    yeah fuck those assholes.

  4. ihearttrackbikes Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    thando is a faggot with a small headed cock and a hairy gooch. suck on my sweaty nuts after i ride my fixed gear all day you fucking dipshit. morrisey rules.

  5. Hater Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    Thando has a small head? Mooney and ROdman hahaha!

  6. jeah Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    haha mooney how bored are you that you post under 3 different names a day?

  7. CUNTFACE Says:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    LIST OF DUDES WHO BLOW

    1.SPANISH APPLEYARD AKA PUTA

    2.ALEX AKA BOSCO

    3.ALEX PORTER

  8. Gangmember Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 12:44 am

    someone might get punched in the mouth

  9. CUNTFACE Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 1:41 am

    hahahahaha

  10. word life Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 2:13 am

    puta sucks so hard.

  11. el boron Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 2:23 am

    wheres isak

  12. el boron Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 2:33 am

    rumor has it matt mooney fucked tomkins legend dirty daddy

  13. matt mooney Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 2:56 am

    that aint no rumor its fact so mind your fucking business

  14. toad Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 3:00 am

    damn niggas cant get enough of mooney

  15. FUCK MOONEY Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 am

    that guy matt mooney is an alright guy.

  16. Tribal Council Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am

    get off of mooney, all you dick riders

  17. Gangmember Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    someone is definitely getting punched in the mouth

  18. gelati Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    i sucked dirty daddys dick while matt licked whipped cream off dirty daddies gooch.

  19. miles Says:
    July 4th, 2007 at 3:44 am

    mike is the gaylord prince of the lower east side.

  20. gaylord prince Says:
    July 4th, 2007 at 4:42 am

    fuck all of you. learn some better tricks, fuck your basic shit, this ain’t 95.

  21. haha Says:
    July 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    well apparently for you it is, ollie on flat then 5050 a square flatbar…

  22. 1995 Says:
    July 4th, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    it is me.

  23. i sell laces Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 2:18 am

    i need laces foreal

  24. toad Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 2:19 am

    im gonna turn pro jus cause i have the best kickflip

  25. thando Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 2:33 am

    you dont even do that anymore. To busy macking to wack ass white girls at barbeques

  26. mooneyshine Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 7:07 am

    dun you’a be jelus boy. I’s a suthun playa fu rill.

  27. Tribal Council Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    zegzagzegzaga hoi hoi hoi

  28. brengarfield Says:
    July 5th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    has anyone seen my penis? my stomach gets in the way and i can’t tell if it’s there or not

  29. jeajea Says:
    July 6th, 2007 at 12:49 am

    i heard its hidden in tajis asshole

  30. viva la bam dude69 Says:
    July 6th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    nice one thando

  31. new yorks gayest skater Says:
    July 7th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    say something funny
    i did nigger

  32. TheGreatestFindEver Says:
    July 7th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    Matt and Thando are good skaters you know but i think that have fallen off a bit cause matt skates around in home made cut off shorts and a polo shirt and thando dress like he is in Mamia with an opened shirt and he is so boney and skiny thoues two need to put down the fixed gear bikes and stop “Running Red Lights”
    and go get some tricks
    BOSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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