Dear Summer

Regardless of what the nerds in labcoats may say about solstices and all that nonsense, in my book, the first day it hits 90 degrees, summer begins. It’s hotter than a muhfuckah outside, and I am currently in the midst of recovering from a hot-pocketed ankle and sitting out this first mini-heatwave, so here’s an update if you’re waiting for the sun to go down…

It’s pretty safe to say that skateboarding has essentially become a homoerotic art gallery, so as apart of our “Bringing Sketchy Back” movement, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to start lowering standards for all of your favorite New York spots — in hopes of making it acceptable to film there when you’re not capable of switch varial heel noseblunts. First up, is the much beloved Flushing Meadows Park, which Pryce, Zach, Skinhead Mike, Isak, Brengar and I recently ambushed with a barrage of “below-average” and “not serious” tricks in order to get the art fags all uptight in their slip-ons. You can observe the nonsense here.

Anybody in the market for a Century Optics Mark 1 lens for a VX1000? I’m selling mine.

Normally, I don’t post spot updates that I can’t confirm from firsthand experience, but this is coming from a reliable source. Lenox Ledges (AKA the only decent ledge spot you can skate during the daytime in Manhattan) is now officially a bust. Just in time for summer.

I’m about a week late on this, but Steve put up a new montage over at Square Films.

Now that the most known unknowns have become pop culture darlings due to their MTV show, most of you are probably going to get all riled up with your insecurities insiting that they “sold out” or how “they used to be better before they became mainstream,” but as far as I’m concerned, this new song with Lil’ Jon and Pat is one of the greatest things ever recorded (and it has, bar-none, the greatest hook in Hypnotize Minds history). This song with Pat and Paul over the “Hustlin’” beat is also bound to put a smile on any hater’s face as well.

I’ll see you when it goes below 80 again.

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This entry was posted on Saturday, May 26th, 2007 at 12:21 pm and is filed under General News, Footage & Videos, Tangents, Spots. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

18 Responses to “Dear Summer”
  1. rice krispies Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    god, brengar filmed all that didn’t het? that was so avant garde, he’s totally the new sam salganik and fat bill in one person. i can’t wait for the time lapses in his first full length video!

  2. Shitface Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    How many friends is too many friends on a girls myspace page that you are trying to fuck?

  3. New Brunswick Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    The camera stare is essential.

  4. rice krispies Says:
    May 26th, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    hey shitface, to answer your question:

    1

  5. Shitface Says:
    May 27th, 2007 at 10:17 am

    The girl im trying to fuck got 4,000 myspace friends..im not sure what to make of it.. ohh well fuck it

  6. QUEENS REP Says:
    May 28th, 2007 at 1:07 am

    eating chips and a open shirt in a line? SICK. keep up the gnarly work mister holmes. Who was the fag with the tucked in shirt doing a back tail shuv? thats been done across the grate switch!

  7. ernie mcCraken Says:
    May 28th, 2007 at 4:10 am

    queens is soft

  8. trav nasty Says:
    May 28th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    new york is soft, move to venice beach pussies.

  9. rice krispies Says:
    May 28th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    la is for faggots.

  10. rice krispies Says:
    May 28th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    so i’m moving there in a week.

  11. matt mooney Says:
    May 28th, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    i quit skating to hang out on spring street and pretend im not 20 years old. You wont be seeing much more of me in these little clippys cause im too busy eating rice and beans trying to be like my older brother john later…

  12. Got Gunz Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 1:20 am

    I heard the new melon video is out? is that true?

  13. trav nasty Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    i heard matt moonney is a fag.

  14. matt mooney Says:
    May 29th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    you heard correct

  15. matt mooney Says:
    May 30th, 2007 at 1:24 am

    yo i seen a lupe fiasco doin a 360 180 varial misty flip kick.

  16. haveboard Says:
    June 4th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    That picture of the cat on the ice cream cooler is AMAZING!

  17. matt mooney Says:
    June 4th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    I LOVE TO SHOVE NIGGER COCK UP MY ASS

  18. uhwfx zjcdkil Says:
    June 23rd, 2007 at 12:23 am

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