Top five reasons why I hate skateboarding (and the rap music that adapts it as subject matter)…
1. The Board Bangers - “Cause the Beat’s Hot”
2. The Board Bangers - “Lose It”
3. The Board Bangers - Interview
4. The Board Bangers - “Skateboard Thug” (seriously, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me)
5. The Board Bangers - “Skate Like That”
I wish Old Jeezy would cover this issue, but I have no doubt that this stretches past the furthest limits of jungle gym homo-ism. (And personally, I’d rather sit through an hour of the O’Reily factor than watch more than 30 seconds of those videos ever again so you have been forewarned). These assholes (and pretty much everyone, especially hoes like Kanye West and 50 Cent) need to take some lessons from these guys.
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U N R E L A T E D:
Old Jeezy Interview @ Daily Pill
The Hipster Olympics: I’ve made a concious effort to remove the (other) h-word from my vocabulary because it has completely lost meaning over the years and covers too-wide of a range of specimens, but this is without a doubt one of the funniest You Tube videos ever.
Chris Mulhern’s Barcelona Montage
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September 17th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Big Up Quatersnacks for tha link. Big Up New Jerus
September 17th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
This is bullshit, she stole my spelling… Dirty Pedra.
September 17th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
fuck rap and skaters who rap about skating. fuck them
September 19th, 2007 at 8:14 am
everybody needs to take a lesson from them
September 20th, 2007 at 10:42 am
I heard SK8boardD is a member of the Skull and Bones. Thats what the mysterious print on his jacket is suposed to represent ,Further more LIl’Fean is not flashing a gang that is the hand symbol for the freemasons that represents GOD and Satan .As If that’s not enough to show there is some conspirecy here, one only has to look at Day Days ring ….. The Board Bangers ? or The Illuminate …..?
September 21st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
i heard switch used to be in the board bangers
September 21st, 2007 at 6:43 pm
nah, he’s just their lifestyle consultant.
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:47 am
Thats what I heard also.
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
fucken board banger garbage ahhhhh
September 24th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Back in the mid 90’s when my cousin was on welfare,he used to get gravy and rice from the chinese restaurant for $1.90.My man Quiniso and I used to tease him to no end,repeating a Special Ed lyric-”Would you join the Navy if it wasn’t for the gravy and rice?Think about it..”I mean,he had a place to stay for free,had cash AND foodstamps,but bought THE most low quality grub he could find.Man,that looks like straight slop homey.A real cecipe for the BG’s(tm)…
September 24th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Actually, the official name for it at the place where that photo was taken is “brown sauce,” they don’t even call it gravy.