Thursday, October 18, 2007

Video equipment seldom works properly in New York. I’m sure this type of thing doesn’t happen in Los Angeles because they have better weather over there. Various fortunate, but poorly prepared individuals such as myself, Brengar and others snuck past the door guard last night because we did not have tickets. From there, everybody sat around…for an hour, doing all the essentials of time-killing: spitballs, throwing twizlers at people in the rows below us, and sending Little Kevin on beer runs.

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John Wayne once said, “I never trust a man that doesn’t drink.” Well, we here at Quarter Snacks International Headquarters have taken this statement to a new level. All traditional publications in the vein of Transworld, The Skateboard Mag, Hot College Sluts Monthly, and the like may beat around the bush and interview sober individuals, often ending in vague, indirect, talking-loud-but-saying-nothing (© The Godfather of Soul) interviews that offer little to no insight to the individual’s true beliefs. Thankfully, we are not a traditional publication. (more…)

This says a whole lot about our maturity level…

Supreme.
Hi, is this the Supreme on Lafayette?
Uhh, excuse me?
Is this the Supreme on Fairfax?
Fairfax.
I came in last week, I’m from New York but I came into the LA shop and bought my son a roller — I mean, a skateboard.
Yeah?
They said they would put it complete, but the wheels were on with no — they were missing a couple bearings.
Uhh.
I don’t have the receipt, is there any way I could come by and throw some in there?
No. Not without the receipt.
Even though I paid for a full complete?
Well, I don’t know that if you don’t have the receipt.
Yeah, but I talked to a guy there named Curtis and he –
Curtis is right here, hold on…

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