Go Read* A Book You Illiterate Son-of-a-bitch..

Thrasher released a book that runs down the 200+ places you need to skate at before you die, or before your knees give out. Or before you have kids and move to Long Island. In honor of proving that we have actually stepped inside of a bookstore in the past fifty years, I wrote up a brief review of it, explaining how Thrasher’s publishing department broke my heart with their laziness.

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*I use the word “read” lightly here. I am aware that the majority of skateboarders have not made it past the fourth grade and are generally incapable of reading, so I would never dream of writing about a book that had a whole bunch of small squiggly lines and words and shit in it.

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6 Responses to “Go Read* A Book You Illiterate Son-of-a-bitch..”
  1. jr writer Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 12:38 am

    you used “forth” in the wrong context fordham

  2. carbonite Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Skateboarding has been around for a little while now, its about time that they put out some writing that accommodates our ability to read something longer than a photo caption.

    I agree. Along those lines, you might enjoy my site:
    thecarbonite.blogspot.com

  3. QuarterSnacks Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    you used “forth” in the wrong context fordham
    ^^^
    Corrected. That whole “college” thing is just for my image, I never made it past long division myself.

  4. cali all day Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Anti-semite fascist pig

  5. the gay area Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    gelati loves me

  6. thehillsidestrangler Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    the banks deserve their own book entirely

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